the internet eludes me....

Don't really feel like updating but I know people like to know where I am and what I'm doing. No, I'm not in Scotland anymore. I'm actually in Vienna now. Yeah, I've moved on to Austria and we were in Dublin and Paris before this. Interesting things that have happened in the last little while:

...Drank Guiness in Dublin but it was a bit of a hole, not much to do
...Everyone is drunk in Ireland all the time. This is the conclusion we've come to.
...Took a plane from Dublin to Paris because it was cheaper than taking a ferry and only an hour and a half instead of 17. Flew Ryan Air. Very cheap. Very crappy.
...Slept on the floor of my mothers hotel room in Paris very uncomfortable. But that's what you get when you suck at planning.
...Saw the Eiffel Tower. Absolutely amazing.
...Saw the Louvre. Mona Lisa has crazy security on it.
...Drank espresso and lots of pastries
...Saw the Moulin Rouge and sang a lot
...Mastered the french language
...Took a 14hour train to Austria
...Jess and I stole a compartment in first class and fell asleep. Were woken up by angry men speaking german. They hit us. o.O To wake us up I mean. Turned out to be passport officers.
...Got some money stolen on the train. It sucked. Austrians suck.
...German is difficult. Thank god people speak english here.

That's about it. I'll try to update more later.